I want to die on a weekend , preferably Friday night . Normally I would have loved to enjoy my weekend parties and Die but one can not be selfish all the time at least not when one is dying . If I die on a week day it will give trouble to my loved ones as they will be all stressed out working and heck they will have to attend my funeral , some will come from far and some from near. 

If I die on Friday night they can cremate me on Saturday afternoon nah maybe forenoon , after a late Friday night party I would not like them to come in hangover with face so droopy and sad that all will think that I owed them large sum of money.

Then from Saturday evening onwards they all can drink to my name ( in sorrow ) some of them showing that they are sorrow but maybe little happy from inside ( oh I still care for them ) . I will leave my bar open to them after all they have toasted many a drinks with me on it and they have all the right to toast a drink without me. 

That will also give them sufficient time to mourn me in fact if I will die on a week day they might not have time to attend my funeral and I am sure they will forget me due to hectic work schedule.  So after all I am selfish and I do not want to look like a dead  man who did not know anyone. 

And of course the biggest pleasure will be to hear about the nice things people say when you die. Ah all praises and to get them I would at least like to die once .