He popped up on my yahoo  messenger .

 

God: Hi there.

 

Shady: hi

 

Shady : Do I know you ?

 

God: If you think you do then you do else you don’t?

 

Shady : Who are you ? A friend playing a Prank?

 

God: not a  friend but I am not playing  prank.

 

Shady: Ok then Who are you ?

 

God : I am the universe , I am the creator  I am the God.

 

Shady : Oh come on tell me who is it ?

 

God : I just told you who Am I and you don’t believe me , That’s the whole problem.

 

Shady: Ok if you are god then make me rich , give me diamonds and rubies.

 

God: And why should I do that ?

 

Shady : for me to believe that you are god ?

 

God : and Why should I do a miracle to make you believe that I am god ? did I ask you to do a Miracle to show me that you are a human.

 

Shady : but humans cant do miracle !!!

 

God : but all the miracles have been done by humans and not even a single one is done by god.

 

Shady: no they were done by gods.

 

God : there is no gods , there is just but one god.

 

Shady : a/s/l

 

God : age is not fathomable in human years , not bound by the gender discrimination and location is in the universe.

 

Shady : That’s Quiet vague.

 

God: that’s because you see things as you see them . you don’t see beyond , you are slave of your senses so you see what your eyes can see , you hear what your ears tell you.

 

Shady: didn’t you gave us the sense so that we can use them.

 

God: I gave you tools how you use these is up to you, I did not limit you choice you choose to limit your self.

 

Shady : ok come on tell me who are you ?

 

God : Again the bout of disbelief ?

 

Shady : what can I do ? ok why do you want to talk to me , any message , you making a messenger a messiah.

 

God: Well I was feeling little bit tired after a hard days work so just though I will have a chat with some one.

 

Shady: What work are you up to ?

 

God: Oh I am creating another world.

 

Shady: you mean you are making another world for us humans.

 

God: no its just another world and I am making it better then the ones I have previously made.

 

Shady: you mean you made more than one world ?

 

God: of course One has to perfect the things by making up new ones and learning from Past miscalculations.

 

Shady: you mean you have abandoned us ?

 

God: well not really, I do come back once in a while to check the progress and if the theorem is producing results as intended what are the deviations, readings.

 

Shady: and do you correct them by helping us humans.

 

God: and what will be the motive of my doing that? I created everything including humans so my attachment is to everything and not just to humans.

 

Shady: so We are left to fend off on our own .

 

God: there are checks and balances and if any critical system indicator will go down then I will be back to correct it.

Shady: oh since you are here just tell me my future?

 

God : I can tell it based on the probability predictability method but in the end it may turn out to be wrong as the factors to take into account have grown immense and  your model of universe does not support that.

 

Shady : so you mean to say we are just some lab experiment.

 

God : in plain words yes a simple lab experiment. 

 

God : Now I have to go , I will be back soon.

 

Shady : oh that means you will talk to me again .

 

God : If I decide to continue this then yes , else even though I will be back soon you will no more  be there.

 

Shady: is there life after death , Heaven , Hell so many questions.

 

God : humans don’t have good imagination , I did resolve that problem in ver 7.0 . and the answer to your questions is NO.

 

The window disappeared, and I was wondering who the hell played this prank with me.